Things Rachael and I argue about: Once again looking at other people's stuff

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Once again looking at other people's stuff

This is the same reason I deleted my myspace, and deleted my facebook. She reads through everyone's stuff, gets things out of context, and gets all silly

Rachael: so whats wrong with jessica?
me: huh
Rachael: she was like 'i'm not done with you yet walter' and then she was like 'you arent online still'
me: huh?
me: she said that to you?
Rachael: no goofy it was on her away message (Ohhhhhkay stalker.)
me: I don't know...you should ask her
Rachael: i figured you knew 'cause its you shes talking about, and if she isnt done with you yet, then there was stuff before that
Rachael: oh well no biggie guess you just dont want to tell me

You're right, I don't want to tell you. Nor is it any of your buisness. Nor should you be anywhere in my buisness. And once again, stop with the martyrs complex.

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Jessica said...: HAHAHA my bad! I wont put your name in my aways messages again, from now on itll be big flip!! since your little sisters got lil flip! lol sorry again!!!; July 25, 2007 at 11:09 AM

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Question and Answer, and FAQ

Q: Is Rachael your wife?
A: No, nor is she my girlfriend. Nor was she ever my girlfriend. Nor do I understand why she thought she was.

Q: You have to be making this up
A: God's honest truth, these are all either AIM conversations, Gmail conversations, or when it's neither, it is a damm near verbatum. Talking with her is truly one of those cases where my best offense is letting her do the damage herself. It's like the John Kerry campaign. Whenever he shut up and let Bush do all the damage, Kerry gained approval points. In the end, all I have to do is copy word for word what she does, and I don't even need to spin it.

Q: Did this really happen?
A: YES. ALL OF THIS REALLY REALLY HAPPENED

Q: If you brought a girlfriend home, would she be in danger?
A: Yes. In fact, I feel I am in constant danger

Q: Why don't you just ignore her when she bothers you?
A: She won't leave my room when I ask her too. When I try to leave, she closes my door and stands in my way. She prevents me from leaving. It is impossible to ignore her. What would you do?

Q: Would you call her by another girl's name and see what happens and then please post?
A: No lie, one time I called another girl "Rachael" accidently, and Rachael was offended. Does that make any sense at all? One time, a girl called another guy my name in bed, and I loved it! That was the greatest accomplishment of my life.

Q: I don't know how you put up with this
A: By making this blog. It's my only window in this prison of madness

Q: I think you can go public with this blog, start making bumper stickers that say "WWRD"
A: What would Rachael do? She would accuse me of all of her problems. I do not need random people off the street blaming me for their daily misery, so I will not encourage this trend.

Q: Would you like to go to M street with me tonight?
A: Do you have any idea what kind of pain Rachael would put me through if I did anything without her?

Q: What do you want for your last meal? I'll make arrangements.
A: A bullet, please

Things Rachael and I argue about

Wednesday

Once again looking at other people's stuff

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